Carpe Diem ;) - The only latin I know

This is just a random post.........kinda like a loons diary entry. Infact the main reason I'm writing this is because I'm watching a slightly inappropiate film with the fam and being on my laptop makes everything a little less awkward.

So I went round Hats house the other night and proved that yes, i am an utter lightweight!!!!!! To be honest it was a little embarressing, but it seems like embarressing myself seems to have become my hobby, which I seem to be pretty boss at!! hhmmmm......

So since I went round Hats house Ive bought a few pairs of mens boxers because they're surprisingl comfy,airy and make your ass look more plump....well thats what I think....who needs botox!!!!!



Me and Hatty in sonic boxers !!!!! I was hella happy that I actually could squeeze my ass into them since they were age 10-11 :D

 

I blame hats mum for giving me the beer and hatty for letting me drink it and jamie (hey stalker) just because.

I even managed to brake their shower....I decided to shower fully clothed and then fall out taking the shower curtain and rail with me.......
I AM BEYOND THE VALLEY OF IDIOTNES AND HAVE ENTERED THE MEDOW OF MENTALY UNSTABLE



I shell never marry.....I MUST START BEHAVING......spank

JUST RECIEVED A FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION
HATTY RUSSELL UPLOADED 23 PHOTOS OF U
KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whywhywhywhywhywhyw
Okay all these photos are probally classed as public nudity but I'm afraid I'm going to have to share my grief with you
LOOK WHAT SHE UPLOADED


She is so lucky my dad isn't in the mafia....she is beond dead

Rite gotta go spray perfume on my one dreadlock so goodbye and literally take a chill pill..... 

XXGIBBOXX

HEY Y'ALL


So today Iv'e had two break throughs that I feel hella happy about!!
ONE: I made a edible cake without having to make a call to 999 for the fire brigade.


For most peole this isn't exactly an achievment that needs a medal... or a congratulation sticker like you get in primary school... BUT for me it dang well is!!!!! Last time I made a cake the result wasn't really......well.........umm...just look  




No I'm not driving you crazy that cake icing is blue....totally intentional

So I did make a succfull cake today which took me literally five miuites....5X60...THAT'S.... 300 SECONDS!!!!! WOAH THATS QUICK!!!!



 ITS A MUG CAKE :D I got the recipe of youtube .....

I actually stumbled upon this video... my first search on youtube was hot snowboarders and some how I managed to end up on a 3 minuite chocolate cake video....

So here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsshbYD_wTk&feature=relmfu

WARNING: THIS DUDE IS ON FIRE!!!! SOD THE CAKE I WANNA EAT HIM!!!!!

XXGIBBOXX