Finding my inner six pack

Finding my inner six pack


So before I start babbling I just want to point out that the wvoltswagon camper in this pic is in top nick!!!! ^^^^^^ anyywayy

Today I went on the worst bloody run of my hole life!!!!! I almost had a heart attack out of pure panick

To be honest it started of pretty well.... apart from the fact that I forgot to apply deodrant, so I wasn't looking as attractive as I would of hoped......
So anyway I was plodding along as I do ..when I saw two guys in the year above casually sitting on a bench (no idea why they were there as I was running through the middle of a field!!!!) soooooooo I thought SHIT be cool girl....
To be honest I thought I'd impress them because I was looking like this



But when I eventually found my way back and looked in a mirror it turned out I looked like this ....


This isn't actually me btw......
And incase you think that was sarcasm IT REALLY WASN'T

Ohhhh I also should mention that I actually got lost on my run and ended up knocking on a random car window to ask for directions.

 At first I actualy thought I was in mega luck because the dude in the car looked like the rev from my school!!!!!!!!! And so I thought he might give me a lift back to school and he wouldn't actually rape me....because I'm sure God wouldn't find that acceptable :S


But I decided not to jump in this wierd dudes car and ended up running twice as far as I wanted to just to get back. On the up side I made a few new friends running around devises and a few lorry men made a few saucy car beeps at me.




my bed is calling me!!!!
night ;)

XXGIBBOXX

BITCHES!!!!....AND 10 REASONSWHY MEN LOVE THEM

helloooo my lovverrrr.......well actually ur not my lover because i'm bloody single!!!!!!!!!! sigh :/ well i've decided to tranform myself into a complete bitch since it seems to me that they snap up all the decent men


HERES HOW THEY DO IT


ONE!!!!!!!!!
 If a guys going out with a bitch shes probally going to b quite mysterious ;) which is aparrently very atrrative to men

DOS!!!!!!!!!!
Bitches are hard to control and probally quite challenging and up for anything.....which probally means there neverrrr going to be boring....


THREE!!!!!!!!!!
 Obviioouusslllyy bitches are going to be more dominant in bed....THIS my chums is a mans dream

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 men do NOT like needy woman


CINCO!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have male qualitys....


HAHAHA nooo i dont mean that.......i mean they dont show emotion.....lets face it, men have nooo idea what to do with a crying girl :'(

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have other intrests ......example they have a reason to live other than their boyfriend.............. i know its fucked uppp

SEVVEENNNN!!!!!!
 Bitches stand up for themselves....dude ...you cant tell them nothing.....

and this my darlings is apparently very sexxaaayy....

OCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  BITCHES dont give a shit about getting "serious"

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indepence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches are independent
soo kinda that means...avoid the poor bloke a little...

anddddd 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 a bitch will wanna look HOT 24/7
that probally means ...shaved.........ye.. moving on......

so im gonna end this blog here because iv actually gotta get on with some proper work now :P GOOD LUCK MA BITCHES
love ya
XXGIBBOXX

Hobo coats　
Okay so I reaise I havent written anything in yonks!!!!!!
And I literally have 5 minuites to write this becuz the mother is nagging at me..........she's also watching me so I'm going to replace and swear words with a "bleep"

It doesnt help that I'm writing this blog with only one hand ,since I burnt the other one this morning in a little shower accident
I'm not going into details but basically the water changed realllly suddenly and it shocked me so much that i panicked and fell out off the bleeping shower (for the second time this month)
So then my family heard the bang and charged into my bathroom which was a little embarressing for me since I didnt have time to reach for my towel..............so that REALLY pissed me off.

ANYWAYS just wanna talk about parka jackets for a second. If your exspecting this to be funny your probs gonna be disappointed because I'm basically just gonna tell you where to buy a nice hobo jacket.

Okay I hope these jackets arent to "scruffy" because I doubt you actually want to be mistaken for a real hobo.......I guess that wouldn't be too bad though as people may actually put money in your coffee cup if your sitting outside costa....but then again I dont see many hobos in costa.....
ware house parka £90

　Miss selfridge parka £85


Mollie King from that girl band that I cant quite remember (girlbands are all the same anyway) wore this coat ^^^^
　　
zara parka £90



I know they're bleeping
exspensive but I couldn't find any cheeper ones sssoooorrrrrryyyyyyyyI guess some people are willing to pay a lot of money to achieve the "I just rolled out of my cardboard box" look.
Dont take that the wrong way I loveee a good hobo me....theres one guy in bath who I always give a few quid to aawwwww arent I a saint ;) The hobo dude has a lip piercing....oh and his dogs called Brian I think ,and its a whippet...... look out for him when you're in bath next time!!

Rite gotta go bibi
XXGIBBOXX