Soooo yeah I was that girl lying on the floor with my pants on full display, while a ginger kid held back my hair so I could puke proper....
Well the kid holding back my hair did a crappy job! Iwoke up the next morning with outmeal chunder all over my hair
SOOOOO because I have no life and I seem to have a fuck load of bad exsperience....HERE ARE TEN TIPS ABOUT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1..Dont be a bitch-shut up or you will get hit
2.Eat Before the Event - Iknow lots of people want to look skinny before partys an shit but seriously if you dont eat u will throw up and look like a idiot
3. Never trust a drunk boy-they will try to fuck you
4.Shave EVERYTHING-you may feel a random urge to remove all clothing
5. Dont have herpes and kiss people-they will hate you for life, you peasant!!
6. If your gonna do drugs dont get caught- could be a very awkward conversation with mum
7. Get on facebook- Be on fb quickly the next morning for some serious untagging
8. Bring condoms-hey mum
9. Always bring your phone-you may wake up the next morning in a shed
10.Dont be a nun- It will be shit and God will hate you for going
so go get fucked ;)
XXGIBBOXX
BYE
