BITCHES!!!!....AND 10 REASONSWHY MEN LOVE THEM

helloooo my lovverrrr.......well actually ur not my lover because i'm bloody single!!!!!!!!!! sigh :/ well i've decided to tranform myself into a complete bitch since it seems to me that they snap up all the decent men


HERES HOW THEY DO IT


ONE!!!!!!!!!
 If a guys going out with a bitch shes probally going to b quite mysterious ;) which is aparrently very atrrative to men

DOS!!!!!!!!!!
Bitches are hard to control and probally quite challenging and up for anything.....which probally means there neverrrr going to be boring....


THREE!!!!!!!!!!
 Obviioouusslllyy bitches are going to be more dominant in bed....THIS my chums is a mans dream

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 men do NOT like needy woman


CINCO!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have male qualitys....


HAHAHA nooo i dont mean that.......i mean they dont show emotion.....lets face it, men have nooo idea what to do with a crying girl :'(

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have other intrests ......example they have a reason to live other than their boyfriend.............. i know its fucked uppp

SEVVEENNNN!!!!!!
 Bitches stand up for themselves....dude ...you cant tell them nothing.....

and this my darlings is apparently very sexxaaayy....

OCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  BITCHES dont give a shit about getting "serious"

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indepence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches are independent
soo kinda that means...avoid the poor bloke a little...

anddddd 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 a bitch will wanna look HOT 24/7
that probally means ...shaved.........ye.. moving on......

so im gonna end this blog here because iv actually gotta get on with some proper work now :P GOOD LUCK MA BITCHES
love ya
XXGIBBOXX