Hi guys, feels so weird to be doing this again , fucking scary blank page AAHHHH FERIFBVEISR
Feel like I should do some cringey life update thing because I haven't posted anything in like a fucking century, I've managed to swear twice in this post already....good job ems....
So yeah it's the term of my GCSE'S and I'm literally as screwed as a hooker with a dick
DUN DUN DUN
that's pretty screwed right..... unless your into transvestites I guess..... hmm kinky shit
But what really makes my tits itch is when peoples are all " Oh my god I'm so going to fail"
NO
fuck off
80% in a chemistry test is not failing you bloody wank tard.
If you say your going to fail I will automatically think it's now okay for me to fail
But if you then go and get a bloody A fucking star
I will legitimately punch you in the fanny
so yeah
GCSE's suck cock
I'm getting wrinkles and stress is making me fat
Basically I am turning into a fat overly ripe raison
just searched raison into google..
NO IT FUCKING DOESNT YOU BLOODY IDIOTIC LUNATIC
oh my god
Right okay, I'm going to go eat the entire fridge and stare at some revision for five minuites before probably needing a shit
XXGIBBOXX
