GCSE'S CAN SUCK COCK

Hi guys, feels so weird to be doing this again , fucking scary blank page AAHHHH FERIFBVEISR

Feel like I should do some cringey life update thing because I haven't posted anything in like a fucking century, I've managed to swear twice in this post already....good job ems....



So yeah it's the term of my GCSE'S and I'm literally as screwed as a hooker with a dick
DUN DUN DUN
that's pretty screwed right..... unless your into transvestites I guess..... hmm kinky shit

But what really makes my tits itch is when peoples are all " Oh my god I'm so going to fail"
NO
fuck off
80% in a chemistry test is not failing you bloody wank tard.
If you say your going to fail I will automatically think it's now okay for me to fail
But if you then go and get a bloody A fucking star
I will legitimately punch you in the fanny

so yeah
GCSE's suck cock
I'm getting wrinkles and stress is making me fat
Basically I am turning into a fat overly ripe raison

just searched raison into google..


NO IT FUCKING DOESNT YOU BLOODY IDIOTIC LUNATIC

oh my god

Right okay, I'm going to go eat the entire fridge and stare at some revision for five minuites before probably needing a shit


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THIRD EYE PIERCING

Hi guys, do you even remember me!! Haven't posted in forever!! Obviously not forever forever but a pretty long time

Pretty disappointing how nothings really happened
HA HA HA EMILY YOU HAVE NO LIFE
well actually, there's been a few snogs along the way......ppffftttt ;)
......oooooo cheeky

actually there was this massive scandal where I was accused of cheating on 3 blokes and some girl
BUT ANYWAY

I need a new piercing that goes with my septum so I'm thinking a third eye dermal piercing

Am I crazy.....probally!!

But I actually think there pretty hot and you wouldn't have that problem of eating, unlike lip rings
where you literally are forced to eat like a fucking camel

cwwwoorrrr shes a bit sexy

Apparently dermals are quite painful but after my septum Im not worried!! when my vagina stretches to the size of a melon when I give birth THEN I will be worried


Only thing about surface piercings is that they normally re surface quite quickly and leave a scar!! and it would be smack in the middle of my head......

hahahahahahahhaahha

MEH

not that bad right......



OK I GOTTA GO MEET SOME RETARDS NOW
bibi
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youtube chanel

Heya cabbage face

Just want to let you guys know about my youtube channel, I'm slightly addicted to it!! I need to get out more...

So anyways, check it out I post loads of random shit from my boarding school. ahahahahaha its pretty fucking wierd

Heres a sneeky link

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGLz50T_aQgqQRizaBKi-aQ/videos

I f your thinking about a septum piercing theres also me having mine pierced on my channel so check that out ;)



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septum piercings...the full montey ;)

OMFG
I GOT MY SEPTUM PIERCED!!!
I LOVE IT
 
a lot of people are like EEWWWW
but I'm just like SOD THE WORLD
 

 

so there it is ^^

I look really strtange

it cost me only £10

annnddd I had a black horseshoe put in instead of a retainer cuz they can fall out

 

 

 
 
so if your thinking about getting your septum pierced JUST DO IT
honestly I think it's easier if you dont faff, dont be a pussy ;)
yes it hurts like a bitch but it only lasts a few seconds!!
 
OK so because I have a twisted mind I filmed myself having my septum pierced, so you guys can see my pain reaction!!!!!!!!!!!! :) WATCH IT! DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING U JERK!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6eyPJ9bMc

I have a black 1.2mm by 8mm horse shoe in mine if you need to hide your septum from parents or school or whatever I recomend a black one....it blends in with your nose hairs...

HERES A VIDEO ON HOW TO HIDE YOUR SEPTUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uswj6bvSvM

OKEY DOKEY PARTNER
Heres some hot girls with septum piercings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND MY FAVE

 

 

 

ok howdy

 

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pika pika

HELLO WORLDS
I say worlds and not world because you never know who could be reading this these days!!

Any way!!
 I'm probally about two years behind on the whole " look at me trying to be sexy in my onsie" craze
Lets be honest who the fuck actually looks bangable in a onesie

I WANT A PIKACHU ONSIE!!
yes
that was a outburst...

PIKA PIKA

Do you remember watching pokemon??....I think Ash was my first proper crush....no I do not care that he was a cartoon character!!


Heres wat I'm going for
SEXY...


AND HOPFULLY I WONT LOOK LIKE THIS...


So yes thats really all I wanted to say I think there sold on Amazon :D

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=pikachu+onesie&tag=googhydr-21&index=aps&hvadid=11146568700&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1228536732941505804&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&ref=pd_sl_6ac5ls5cv0_e

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Hi guys :)

 

I'm just gonna take advantage of this blog to brag about my life

 

basically life is good!!

 

 

Like seriously good!!

 

And hey I'm not even fucking anyone...

 

But its still seriously fucking good

 

Damn I sound high......

 

 

sorry

 

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY BUT NO WHERE TO START

 

You know what I'm gonna talk about

 

Im gonna talk about love

Because I'm feeling fucking SOPPY

 

 

AND THE LIST GOES ON

http://imjustalieaway.tumblr.com/

 

Well guys I didn't really talk about love exactly

But pictures speek a thousand fucking words rite! kinda...

And guess the fuck what...

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

 

resselution of the month:stop saying fuck

 

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SNAKE BITE PIERCINGS AND MEE ;)

So I had my helix pierced today!!!!!!

 Anyway....because I was scared they might parrilise my face ....I was running around this tattoo parlour like a mad woman on crack with scary bald men looking at me like WHAT THE FUCK. I'm not gonna lie I freeked out waaayyy to much because it didnt even hurt!!

I went with two quality emo guys and they were saying how I'd really suit snake bite piercings

so my question of the day........drumrolllll

Would I look like a twat with snakebite piercings!?!?!?!?!?! 

This girl looks hot....


But this girl really does not....

HHMMMMMM.....THINKING


 Thing is..... my fricking posh school will go ape shit on me!!!! I'll either be expelled or sent to the sanitorium where some tubby nurse will rip out the piercings with some spanner.....

BUT I REALLY WANT THEM!!!!

The other thing is they kinda leave scars and I dont reckon theres a thick enough foundation to cover them up.................MEH

AND NOW SOME HOTTYS WITH SNAKE BITES
completely appropiate O_o

















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