GCSE'S CAN SUCK COCK

Hi guys, feels so weird to be doing this again , fucking scary blank page AAHHHH FERIFBVEISR

Feel like I should do some cringey life update thing because I haven't posted anything in like a fucking century, I've managed to swear twice in this post already....good job ems....



So yeah it's the term of my GCSE'S and I'm literally as screwed as a hooker with a dick
DUN DUN DUN
that's pretty screwed right..... unless your into transvestites I guess..... hmm kinky shit

But what really makes my tits itch is when peoples are all " Oh my god I'm so going to fail"
NO
fuck off
80% in a chemistry test is not failing you bloody wank tard.
If you say your going to fail I will automatically think it's now okay for me to fail
But if you then go and get a bloody A fucking star
I will legitimately punch you in the fanny

so yeah
GCSE's suck cock
I'm getting wrinkles and stress is making me fat
Basically I am turning into a fat overly ripe raison

just searched raison into google..


NO IT FUCKING DOESNT YOU BLOODY IDIOTIC LUNATIC

oh my god

Right okay, I'm going to go eat the entire fridge and stare at some revision for five minuites before probably needing a shit


XXGIBBOXX

septum piercings...the full montey ;)

OMFG
I GOT MY SEPTUM PIERCED!!!
I LOVE IT
 
a lot of people are like EEWWWW
but I'm just like SOD THE WORLD
 

 

so there it is ^^

I look really strtange

it cost me only £10

annnddd I had a black horseshoe put in instead of a retainer cuz they can fall out

 

 

 
 
so if your thinking about getting your septum pierced JUST DO IT
honestly I think it's easier if you dont faff, dont be a pussy ;)
yes it hurts like a bitch but it only lasts a few seconds!!
 
OK so because I have a twisted mind I filmed myself having my septum pierced, so you guys can see my pain reaction!!!!!!!!!!!! :) WATCH IT! DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING U JERK!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6eyPJ9bMc

I have a black 1.2mm by 8mm horse shoe in mine if you need to hide your septum from parents or school or whatever I recomend a black one....it blends in with your nose hairs...

HERES A VIDEO ON HOW TO HIDE YOUR SEPTUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uswj6bvSvM

OKEY DOKEY PARTNER
Heres some hot girls with septum piercings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND MY FAVE

 

 

 

ok howdy

 

XXGIBBOXX

SNAKE BITE PIERCINGS AND MEE ;)

So I had my helix pierced today!!!!!!

 Anyway....because I was scared they might parrilise my face ....I was running around this tattoo parlour like a mad woman on crack with scary bald men looking at me like WHAT THE FUCK. I'm not gonna lie I freeked out waaayyy to much because it didnt even hurt!!

I went with two quality emo guys and they were saying how I'd really suit snake bite piercings

so my question of the day........drumrolllll

Would I look like a twat with snakebite piercings!?!?!?!?!?! 

This girl looks hot....


But this girl really does not....

HHMMMMMM.....THINKING


 Thing is..... my fricking posh school will go ape shit on me!!!! I'll either be expelled or sent to the sanitorium where some tubby nurse will rip out the piercings with some spanner.....

BUT I REALLY WANT THEM!!!!

The other thing is they kinda leave scars and I dont reckon theres a thick enough foundation to cover them up.................MEH

AND NOW SOME HOTTYS WITH SNAKE BITES
completely appropiate O_o

















XXGIBBOXX