GCSE'S CAN SUCK COCK

Hi guys, feels so weird to be doing this again , fucking scary blank page AAHHHH FERIFBVEISR

Feel like I should do some cringey life update thing because I haven't posted anything in like a fucking century, I've managed to swear twice in this post already....good job ems....



So yeah it's the term of my GCSE'S and I'm literally as screwed as a hooker with a dick
DUN DUN DUN
that's pretty screwed right..... unless your into transvestites I guess..... hmm kinky shit

But what really makes my tits itch is when peoples are all " Oh my god I'm so going to fail"
NO
fuck off
80% in a chemistry test is not failing you bloody wank tard.
If you say your going to fail I will automatically think it's now okay for me to fail
But if you then go and get a bloody A fucking star
I will legitimately punch you in the fanny

so yeah
GCSE's suck cock
I'm getting wrinkles and stress is making me fat
Basically I am turning into a fat overly ripe raison

just searched raison into google..


NO IT FUCKING DOESNT YOU BLOODY IDIOTIC LUNATIC

oh my god

Right okay, I'm going to go eat the entire fridge and stare at some revision for five minuites before probably needing a shit


XXGIBBOXX

alcohol tips from a idiot

Hi guys your be surprised to know I'm not actually dead!! Although I did almost die at last weeks campout ...



Soooo yeah I was that girl lying on the floor with my pants on full display, while a ginger kid held back my hair so I could puke proper....

Well the kid holding back my hair did a crappy job! Iwoke up the next morning with outmeal chunder all over my hair

SOOOOO because I have no life and I seem to have a fuck load of bad exsperience....HERE ARE TEN TIPS ABOUT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1..Dont be a bitch-shut up or you will get hit 

2.Eat Before the Event - Iknow lots of people want to look skinny before partys an shit but seriously if you dont eat u will throw up and look like a idiot

3. Never trust a drunk boy-they will try to fuck you

4.Shave EVERYTHING-you may feel a random urge to remove all clothing

5. Dont have herpes and kiss people-they will hate you for life, you peasant!!

6. If your gonna do drugs dont get caught- could be a very awkward conversation with mum

7. Get on facebook- Be on fb quickly the next morning for some serious untagging

8. Bring condoms-hey mum

9. Always bring your phone-you may wake up the next morning in a shed

10.Dont be a nun- It will be shit and God will hate you for going


so go get fucked ;)


XXGIBBOXX
 BYE