So I used to do this blog when I was a 15 year old whore thinking I knew everything about the world offering shit advice such as 'make sure to shave your fanny in case you get spiked at a party'
Tragic. Isn't it? ahahah
Anyway, I am now 19 and have just read through ALL of my blogs, trying not to die of a cringe attack in the process and screenshotting the most outrageous sections to send to my friends.
Sounds like 15 year old me had a lot of fun to be honest.
(insert photo of me smoking a soggy Marlborough gold, holding a WKD whilst sitting on a pubescent boys lap)
Now I know why my mother-hen never let me leave the house....
ANYWAY, since my uni course is a pile of shit and my life has no purpose other than having great sex with my 7 inch wonder, I feel like i should restart this blogpost.
Why do people read my blog.... WHY.
Heres a list of five things I will so beautifully be discussing
Sex - handcuff her to the bed
Pricks with drugs - do drugs but don't be knobcheese
Being Gay - experiment with all genitals, theres no homos in the afterlife
Body confidence - no one cares how big your tits are, get on the squat rack
university - who really gives a fuck? Drug dealing is always an option
I am inspirational. All hail.
