Hi Everyone, if 'everyone' actually exists...

So I used to do this blog when I was a 15 year old whore thinking I knew everything about the world offering shit advice such as 'make sure to shave your fanny in case you get spiked at a party'

Tragic. Isn't it? ahahah

Anyway, I am now 19 and have just read through ALL of my blogs, trying not to die of a cringe attack in the process and screenshotting the most outrageous sections to send to my friends.

Sounds like 15 year old me had a lot of fun to be honest.
(insert photo of me smoking a soggy Marlborough gold, holding a WKD whilst sitting on a pubescent boys lap)


Now I know why my mother-hen never let me leave the house....

ANYWAY, since my uni course is a pile of shit and my life has no purpose other than having great sex with my 7 inch wonder, I feel like i should restart this blogpost.





Why do people read my blog.... WHY.

Heres a list of five things I will so beautifully be discussing

Sex - handcuff her to the bed

Pricks with drugs - do drugs but don't be knobcheese

Being Gay - experiment with all genitals, theres no homos in the afterlife

Body confidence - no one cares how big your tits are, get on the squat rack

university - who really gives a fuck? Drug dealing is always an option

I am inspirational. All hail. 

 

ITS BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS

I've missed this blog so much! Since its the Christmas holidays and I'm ill on the sofa coughing up 50% phlegm and 50% my life and dreams I thought I'd do a lil piercing update.

So....here's what pieces of metal I currently have through my body....

Helix- 4 years old
septum- 3 years old
16mm- stretcher
10mm stretcher- wont stretch to 12mm because its a stubborn bitch, just like me.

In the time warp since I have last posted I have also had a collar bone piercing and a rook piercing where my ear became infected and blew up to the size of my foot.

I would show amusing pictures of this but I recently flushed my iphone6 down the toilet, hurray for being a complete dweeb.

I am planning to go on a piercing shopping trip and getting my nose and naval done because I get so bloody bored of my appearance which has lately resulted in me shaving half of my head which my mum loved....


I have also booked a tattoo appointment and am so excited that I may have just wee'd myself a little bit, only joking. Planning on having a flyleaf tattoo on my upper inner arm from the song and album New horizons. If you guys haven't checked out the band Flyleaf give them a listen, however Lacey Sturm has left the band so its a little more suck-ish. The quote says "you can get your sleep when you are dead."

I am also getting a little symbol behind my ear that I tend to draw on myself that helps me feel more in control and balanced, its a bit of an OCD thing. Boom dropped the O word.

I'm getting an elephant to symbolise my boyfriend who I have been with for over two years now, MENTAL. ( I wont regret it I promise). Here's a pic of me and him at bring me the horizon and him very legally smoking inside.


And finally I'm unsure on what exactly I will be having but I will be having a tattoo to represent the boarding house that I have been in for seven years and have made the most amazing friends. lol gay.


Anyway I feel a bit like I am about to pass out so yeah, I love you all and have a happy fucking crimbo!

If anyone has any questions about piercings or stretching ears drop me a message, I've stretched my ear to 16mm with no problems whats so ever :)
 

BLACK HAIR...

helllooooooooooooo stranger

going to spam you with a quick burst of pics because I'm supposed to be doing another history essay but its impossible and so now I'm distracted......

blooodddy hellllll... hattys pissed off under my duvet and keeps complaining that my typing is too loud

soooo heres some pics of black hair
bon appetite....... :S





























damn all these girls are peng and to be honest its bloody fucking me off................

bye now

XXGIBBOXX