cartilage piercing...elf

Staying in at my boarding house this weekend. Decided I didnt really fancy going home after a tiff with the folk over a stupid cartilage piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and to make it better its even infected...................

I've spent the week walking around with a tomato red ear thats swolen up like a fucking baloon! It sticks out so much I look like a sodding elf UGHHH.
SIDE TRACKED

did u know u can now pay for plastic surgery to create a elf ear


this is not me (gross) but this is wat it looked like unfortuantly



ADVICE FOR SWOLEN PIERCINGS

soak in sea salt- dont go to m&s who wants overpriced posh salt
do this a few times a day for around five mins

Dont touch it for fucks sake- dont be offended but your hands are a germs breeding ground!

Sleep uncomfortably- Basically u kinda have to sleep on one side so u dont knock the piercing

Get some ear drops- Just go to claires or a piercing parlour and pay a few quid for some proper shizzz

Dont let your "friends" flick it!! or your bf suck it....

So yepp my ears back to normal...hopefully putting a hoop in soon

gotta go chinese takeaways on its way........:D

XXGIBBOXX

BODY SHOTS!!!! TEQUILA ;)

HI DARLINGSSSS!!!! Gotta rite this super quick cause I have a opp soon.....so sorry about the crappy spelling but heres some interesting babble about body shots......inspired by AJ

ALRITE HERES THE JIST

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

Step 1: The Salt
It’s all about the salt. Literally.The salt is the, sexual part of the body shot woopwoop.
It all depends on your daringness....is that even a word? ANYWAY you could put the salt on your girls neck, her cleavage, just generally anywhere really ;)

Step 2: The Tequila
Traditionally, the liquor goes into the belly button. Instead of this you can squeeze her cleavage together and placing a full shot glass in the middle take the glass using ur mouth and down it!!!!!. More fun me thinks........

Step 3: The Lime
Just as you’d finish a hot date with a kiss, no body shot can be complete without a lil’ mouth-to-mouth action. Place the lime wedge inbetween her lips and have her gently bite down to hold it in place....this is where you go in for the kiss ...or you may just get a slap in the face when she rejects u after sucking tequila out of her navel or cleavage…

Gotta post some pics...... if your a nun look away now









BTW heyyyyy hatty wer doing this in bath tomorrow....I know its girl on girl but we gotta practise for when AJ comes to england!!!!!!!
XXGIBBOXX