ITS BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS

I've missed this blog so much! Since its the Christmas holidays and I'm ill on the sofa coughing up 50% phlegm and 50% my life and dreams I thought I'd do a lil piercing update.

So....here's what pieces of metal I currently have through my body....

Helix- 4 years old
septum- 3 years old
16mm- stretcher
10mm stretcher- wont stretch to 12mm because its a stubborn bitch, just like me.

In the time warp since I have last posted I have also had a collar bone piercing and a rook piercing where my ear became infected and blew up to the size of my foot.

I would show amusing pictures of this but I recently flushed my iphone6 down the toilet, hurray for being a complete dweeb.

I am planning to go on a piercing shopping trip and getting my nose and naval done because I get so bloody bored of my appearance which has lately resulted in me shaving half of my head which my mum loved....


I have also booked a tattoo appointment and am so excited that I may have just wee'd myself a little bit, only joking. Planning on having a flyleaf tattoo on my upper inner arm from the song and album New horizons. If you guys haven't checked out the band Flyleaf give them a listen, however Lacey Sturm has left the band so its a little more suck-ish. The quote says "you can get your sleep when you are dead."

I am also getting a little symbol behind my ear that I tend to draw on myself that helps me feel more in control and balanced, its a bit of an OCD thing. Boom dropped the O word.

I'm getting an elephant to symbolise my boyfriend who I have been with for over two years now, MENTAL. ( I wont regret it I promise). Here's a pic of me and him at bring me the horizon and him very legally smoking inside.


And finally I'm unsure on what exactly I will be having but I will be having a tattoo to represent the boarding house that I have been in for seven years and have made the most amazing friends. lol gay.


Anyway I feel a bit like I am about to pass out so yeah, I love you all and have a happy fucking crimbo!

If anyone has any questions about piercings or stretching ears drop me a message, I've stretched my ear to 16mm with no problems whats so ever :)
 

THIRD EYE PIERCING

Hi guys, do you even remember me!! Haven't posted in forever!! Obviously not forever forever but a pretty long time

Pretty disappointing how nothings really happened
HA HA HA EMILY YOU HAVE NO LIFE
well actually, there's been a few snogs along the way......ppffftttt ;)
......oooooo cheeky

actually there was this massive scandal where I was accused of cheating on 3 blokes and some girl
BUT ANYWAY

I need a new piercing that goes with my septum so I'm thinking a third eye dermal piercing

Am I crazy.....probally!!

But I actually think there pretty hot and you wouldn't have that problem of eating, unlike lip rings
where you literally are forced to eat like a fucking camel

cwwwoorrrr shes a bit sexy

Apparently dermals are quite painful but after my septum Im not worried!! when my vagina stretches to the size of a melon when I give birth THEN I will be worried


Only thing about surface piercings is that they normally re surface quite quickly and leave a scar!! and it would be smack in the middle of my head......

hahahahahahahhaahha

MEH

not that bad right......



OK I GOTTA GO MEET SOME RETARDS NOW
bibi
XXGIBBOXX

green hair FTW and tragus piercing.....,....

Holy shit balls I want green hair SO bad
Its probally just a dream of mine which will never be a reality
 :(
I have a lot of dreams....
I dream some day me and channing tatem will make naked snow angels together.......



Been stalking so many gorgous girls with green hair on tumblr!!
see...................











Sooooo I was thinking about manic panic


OH AND ALSO
I GOT MY TRAGUS PIERCED YAY!!!! not professionly....just kinda jabbed a needle through my ear

more info....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaJl8674pq0

OF TO THE GYM NOW BECAUSE I'M IN A ABS COMPETITION...
chow for now
XXGIBBOXX

cartilage piercing...elf

Staying in at my boarding house this weekend. Decided I didnt really fancy going home after a tiff with the folk over a stupid cartilage piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and to make it better its even infected...................

I've spent the week walking around with a tomato red ear thats swolen up like a fucking baloon! It sticks out so much I look like a sodding elf UGHHH.
SIDE TRACKED

did u know u can now pay for plastic surgery to create a elf ear


this is not me (gross) but this is wat it looked like unfortuantly



ADVICE FOR SWOLEN PIERCINGS

soak in sea salt- dont go to m&s who wants overpriced posh salt
do this a few times a day for around five mins

Dont touch it for fucks sake- dont be offended but your hands are a germs breeding ground!

Sleep uncomfortably- Basically u kinda have to sleep on one side so u dont knock the piercing

Get some ear drops- Just go to claires or a piercing parlour and pay a few quid for some proper shizzz

Dont let your "friends" flick it!! or your bf suck it....

So yepp my ears back to normal...hopefully putting a hoop in soon

gotta go chinese takeaways on its way........:D

XXGIBBOXX

SNAKE BITE PIERCINGS AND MEE ;)

So I had my helix pierced today!!!!!!

 Anyway....because I was scared they might parrilise my face ....I was running around this tattoo parlour like a mad woman on crack with scary bald men looking at me like WHAT THE FUCK. I'm not gonna lie I freeked out waaayyy to much because it didnt even hurt!!

I went with two quality emo guys and they were saying how I'd really suit snake bite piercings

so my question of the day........drumrolllll

Would I look like a twat with snakebite piercings!?!?!?!?!?! 

This girl looks hot....


But this girl really does not....

HHMMMMMM.....THINKING


 Thing is..... my fricking posh school will go ape shit on me!!!! I'll either be expelled or sent to the sanitorium where some tubby nurse will rip out the piercings with some spanner.....

BUT I REALLY WANT THEM!!!!

The other thing is they kinda leave scars and I dont reckon theres a thick enough foundation to cover them up.................MEH

AND NOW SOME HOTTYS WITH SNAKE BITES
completely appropiate O_o

















XXGIBBOXX