Staying in at my boarding house this weekend. Decided I didnt really fancy going home after a tiff with the folk over a stupid cartilage piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and to make it better its even infected...................
I've spent the week walking around with a tomato red ear thats swolen up like a fucking baloon! It sticks out so much I look like a sodding elf UGHHH.
SIDE TRACKED
did u know u can now pay for plastic surgery to create a elf ear
this is not me (gross) but this is wat it looked like unfortuantly
ADVICE FOR SWOLEN PIERCINGS
soak in sea salt- dont go to m&s who wants overpriced posh salt
do this a few times a day for around five mins
Dont touch it for fucks sake- dont be offended but your hands are a germs breeding ground!
Sleep uncomfortably- Basically u kinda have to sleep on one side so u dont knock the piercing
Get some ear drops- Just go to claires or a piercing parlour and pay a few quid for some proper shizzz
Dont let your "friends" flick it!! or your bf suck it....
So yepp my ears back to normal...hopefully putting a hoop in soon
gotta go chinese takeaways on its way........:D
XXGIBBOXX
