alcohol tips from a idiot

Hi guys your be surprised to know I'm not actually dead!! Although I did almost die at last weeks campout ...



Soooo yeah I was that girl lying on the floor with my pants on full display, while a ginger kid held back my hair so I could puke proper....

Well the kid holding back my hair did a crappy job! Iwoke up the next morning with outmeal chunder all over my hair

SOOOOO because I have no life and I seem to have a fuck load of bad exsperience....HERE ARE TEN TIPS ABOUT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1..Dont be a bitch-shut up or you will get hit 

2.Eat Before the Event - Iknow lots of people want to look skinny before partys an shit but seriously if you dont eat u will throw up and look like a idiot

3. Never trust a drunk boy-they will try to fuck you

4.Shave EVERYTHING-you may feel a random urge to remove all clothing

5. Dont have herpes and kiss people-they will hate you for life, you peasant!!

6. If your gonna do drugs dont get caught- could be a very awkward conversation with mum

7. Get on facebook- Be on fb quickly the next morning for some serious untagging

8. Bring condoms-hey mum

9. Always bring your phone-you may wake up the next morning in a shed

10.Dont be a nun- It will be shit and God will hate you for going


so go get fucked ;)


XXGIBBOXX
 BYE