ITS BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS

I've missed this blog so much! Since its the Christmas holidays and I'm ill on the sofa coughing up 50% phlegm and 50% my life and dreams I thought I'd do a lil piercing update.

So....here's what pieces of metal I currently have through my body....

Helix- 4 years old
septum- 3 years old
16mm- stretcher
10mm stretcher- wont stretch to 12mm because its a stubborn bitch, just like me.

In the time warp since I have last posted I have also had a collar bone piercing and a rook piercing where my ear became infected and blew up to the size of my foot.

I would show amusing pictures of this but I recently flushed my iphone6 down the toilet, hurray for being a complete dweeb.

I am planning to go on a piercing shopping trip and getting my nose and naval done because I get so bloody bored of my appearance which has lately resulted in me shaving half of my head which my mum loved....


I have also booked a tattoo appointment and am so excited that I may have just wee'd myself a little bit, only joking. Planning on having a flyleaf tattoo on my upper inner arm from the song and album New horizons. If you guys haven't checked out the band Flyleaf give them a listen, however Lacey Sturm has left the band so its a little more suck-ish. The quote says "you can get your sleep when you are dead."

I am also getting a little symbol behind my ear that I tend to draw on myself that helps me feel more in control and balanced, its a bit of an OCD thing. Boom dropped the O word.

I'm getting an elephant to symbolise my boyfriend who I have been with for over two years now, MENTAL. ( I wont regret it I promise). Here's a pic of me and him at bring me the horizon and him very legally smoking inside.


And finally I'm unsure on what exactly I will be having but I will be having a tattoo to represent the boarding house that I have been in for seven years and have made the most amazing friends. lol gay.


Anyway I feel a bit like I am about to pass out so yeah, I love you all and have a happy fucking crimbo!

If anyone has any questions about piercings or stretching ears drop me a message, I've stretched my ear to 16mm with no problems whats so ever :)
 

STUFF YOU NEED TO SEE


Hola, my gorgous earthling friend ....or maybe ur a stranger..or even an alien... anyway hey !!!!! we have officaially entered the summer holidays !!!!!!!!! BIG CHEER!!!!! so this means we have NINE weeks to kill........that is 1512 hours ( I obviously did that calculation in my head) So darlin' in case you get bored shitless-which u must be if ur reading this- here are some fab ass things to do.....


Alritey so I've just had a scan through my favourites bar(a place where I add pages and disturbing websites) hoping to be inspired so I can write a new blog.....


I have to say most of it was a rite load of wierd crap and I've come to the conclusion that I am deaply disturbed and should probaly seek some councelling but I did find some pretty sassy things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!like.................


How to make a cake without butter.........usefull if your allergic to um ..butter http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9694/nobutter-sponge-cake


wacky baby names.................... dw mum I'm not pregnant http://www.babynameaddicts.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?gender=Female;searchfield=Names;origins=ALL;searchtype=beginning%20with;searchtext=E


using a hairpin to pick a lock.....................millie jones u need to know this ;)http://www.articlesbase.com/home-improvement-articles/using-a-hairpin-to-pick-a-lock-642405.html


How to talk with a southern accent...........I have NO IDEA why I needed to know this http://www.ehow.com/how_2121639_talk-southern-accent.html


10 ways to burn a 100 calories in your bedroom..........shamefull http://www.fitsugar.com/10-Ways-Burn-100-Calories-Indoors-2174295


OCD symptons http://www.hope4ocd.com/checklist.php


meanings of rose colours..........................dont buy white roses http://www.rkdn.org/roses/colors.asp

tips on how to stop blushing............ I have over active redblood cells
http://www.uncommonhelp.me/articles/how-to-stop-blushing-tips/


how to talk like a 60's hippy....................HAHAHAHA http://cougartown.com/slang.html


pick up lines.......................................oo-ahhhttp://rin-wendy.com/pick-up-lines-and-witty-comeback

does it feel good to kiss with a tongue piercing.........yes it does!!!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006060119727

71 ways of pissing about in an exam........PURE GENIOUS http://chainletters.net/chainletters/71-things-to-do-on-an-exam-you-know-youre-going-to-fail/


I actually went to the gym today and there was the most ammmazzziinnggggg beauty in there ....and I'm not talking about me ;)  There was a lusshhh guy !!!!!!! Who I would happily compare to a god....
I JUST TYPED HOT GOD INTO GOOGLE AND IT CAME UP WITH THIS....
HHMMMMM


I'm talking a 9 on the hottness scale. YES he was THAT fit......
So I did that casual stretch you do to make sure your sweet rings under your armpits aren't humungous!!!!They werent too bad, which meant I didn't have to make a swift exit to the loo to dry my pits with a hair dryer THANK THE LORD

There were also some yukky dumplings in there too.....some were so chubby that their fat moved independantly to there main frame when they moved!!!! And some old perverts....you know the kind.... the men that look like they,ve evolved from chubby moles.


THIS BLOG WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME TOPLESS MEN so....I should probally show you some guys working out with the perfecto amount of muscle.........

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DROOL OVER YOUR LAPTOP SCREEN









XXGIBBOXX ;)