Hola, my gorgous earthling friend ....or maybe ur a stranger..or even an alien... anyway hey !!!!! we have officaially entered the summer holidays !!!!!!!!! BIG CHEER!!!!! so this means we have NINE weeks to kill........that is 1512 hours ( I obviously did that calculation in my head) So darlin' in case you get bored shitless-which u must be if ur reading this- here are some fab ass things to do.....
Alritey so I've just had a scan through my favourites bar(a place where I add pages and disturbing websites) hoping to be inspired so I can write a new blog.....
I have to say most of it was a rite load of wierd crap and I've come to the conclusion that I am deaply disturbed and should probaly seek some councelling but I did find some pretty sassy things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!like.................
How to make a cake without butter.........usefull if your allergic to um ..butter http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9694/nobutter-sponge-cake
wacky baby names.................... dw mum I'm not pregnant http://www.babynameaddicts.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?gender=Female;searchfield=Names;origins=ALL;searchtype=beginning%20with;searchtext=E
using a hairpin to pick a lock.....................millie jones u need to know this ;)http://www.articlesbase.com/home-improvement-articles/using-a-hairpin-to-pick-a-lock-642405.html
How to talk with a southern accent...........I have NO IDEA why I needed to know this http://www.ehow.com/how_2121639_talk-southern-accent.html
10 ways to burn a 100 calories in your bedroom..........shamefull http://www.fitsugar.com/10-Ways-Burn-100-Calories-Indoors-2174295
OCD symptons http://www.hope4ocd.com/checklist.php
meanings of rose colours..........................dont buy white roses http://www.rkdn.org/roses/colors.asp
tips on how to stop blushing............ I have over active redblood cells
http://www.uncommonhelp.me/articles/how-to-stop-blushing-tips/
how to talk like a 60's hippy....................HAHAHAHA http://cougartown.com/slang.html
pick up lines.......................................oo-ahhhttp://rin-wendy.com/pick-up-lines-and-witty-comeback
does it feel good to kiss with a tongue piercing.........yes it does!!!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006060119727
71 ways of pissing about in an exam........PURE GENIOUS http://chainletters.net/chainletters/71-things-to-do-on-an-exam-you-know-youre-going-to-fail/
I actually went to the gym today and there was the most ammmazzziinnggggg beauty in there ....and I'm not talking about me ;) There was a lusshhh guy !!!!!!! Who I would happily compare to a god....
I JUST TYPED HOT GOD INTO GOOGLE AND IT CAME UP WITH THIS....
HHMMMMMI'm talking a 9 on the hottness scale. YES he was THAT fit......
So I did that casual stretch you do to make sure your sweet rings under your armpits aren't humungous!!!!They werent too bad, which meant I didn't have to make a swift exit to the loo to dry my pits with a hair dryer THANK THE LORD
There were also some yukky dumplings in there too.....some were so chubby that their fat moved independantly to there main frame when they moved!!!! And some old perverts....you know the kind.... the men that look like they,ve evolved from chubby moles.
THIS BLOG WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME TOPLESS MEN so....I should probally show you some guys working out with the perfecto amount of muscle.........
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DROOL OVER YOUR LAPTOP SCREEN
XXGIBBOXX ;)
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