MOTEL ROCKS !!!!!

KAYY I'm knackered and my head feels like it weighs more than my ass (VERY heavy)
Maybe i'll try weigh just my ass on the weighing scales later!!
But anyway I have to share this fab new clothes site that I found out about in a heat mag

http://www.motelrocks.com/shop/

^^^^^ TA-DAHH

Found some snazzy stuff on there for example....

bamn !!!! They sell those exact jeans :D

I'm ordering them soooo if u decide to aswell dont let me catch you in them....cuz I do bite !!

Also found another hot site 

http://www.theprettyjunk.co.uk/products  

Yupp its called the pretty junk !!! haha

I actually have a clothes crush on there shorts

SEEEEXXXX ON LEGS

LOVE THEM

They are kinda short tho so you might wanna tone your ass before you wear them

I know a reallllyyy good exersice that can help you do this

As cringy as it may be, I think there's a pic of me doing it on face book....I'll check

yupp I think I was in spannish class at the time

(thanks hatty for sharing this on fb btw)

so what you do is get on all fours

DOGGY POSITION BABY!!!!

and then move each leg out and in x10

HOW DID I EVEN GET ONTO THIS SUBJECT

okay well I'm gonna go now cuz my ass is numb :/

XXGIBBOXX

OH lloyd requested I post some saucy pics so here ya go luv

ALL NIGHTER


I had no sleep what so ever last night!!!! the result, I feel like death :/

I've just been kicked out of m mums bed because apparently my breathing distracts her from falling aleep!! She's having a hangover from last nights outing..... Some how she managed to set fire to the bread basket on our table in frankie and Bennys......again !!


So I'm back in my own bed eating malteasers,  my dogs on the floor cleaning his manly parts with his tongue.......LOVELY!!
Rite the time is 6.53 OMFG I'VE NEVER BEEN UP THIS EARLY BEFORE !!!! What to do........

I 've tried every sleeping position I can think of

the answer to this question is
I dont bloody know(but i deffinatly am not a qwoping fan)

Check this out all u lonely women ;)
Its a boyfriend pillow.....................hhmmmmm looks comfy eh..........doubt a real guys tum tums gonna be that squijjy....

Its on amazon for 49 quid !! Babe you can buy me for that price haha http://www.amazon.com/DeyuxeComfort-P009-Boyfriend-Pillow/dp/B002RWJ9S8

Oh, and theres one for the lads and the bent

Gotta be honest that doesnt look too comfy mate...maybe a slightly more chubby lady would be better......


Iv just searched WHY CANT I FUCKING SLEEP into google and apparently theres a disease called insomnia....apparently you can die from lack of sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!




Sod this !!!!!! I'm gonna try sleep
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I CANT SLEEP :(


Ive just read the most disturbing thing....Some things should be blocked!!!! Mother why are there no parental locks on my laptop!!!!

If u dont get enough sleep you can have outer body exsperienses and start to see and hear wierd things....NICE

now looking up horror stories :D heehee

I'll let u know how disturbed I am later but rite now i need some coffee and a bagel

BTW any-one got any good tips on getting a good night sleep??

XXGIBBOXX

STUFF YOU NEED TO SEE


Hola, my gorgous earthling friend ....or maybe ur a stranger..or even an alien... anyway hey !!!!! we have officaially entered the summer holidays !!!!!!!!! BIG CHEER!!!!! so this means we have NINE weeks to kill........that is 1512 hours ( I obviously did that calculation in my head) So darlin' in case you get bored shitless-which u must be if ur reading this- here are some fab ass things to do.....


Alritey so I've just had a scan through my favourites bar(a place where I add pages and disturbing websites) hoping to be inspired so I can write a new blog.....


I have to say most of it was a rite load of wierd crap and I've come to the conclusion that I am deaply disturbed and should probaly seek some councelling but I did find some pretty sassy things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!like.................


How to make a cake without butter.........usefull if your allergic to um ..butter http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9694/nobutter-sponge-cake


wacky baby names.................... dw mum I'm not pregnant http://www.babynameaddicts.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?gender=Female;searchfield=Names;origins=ALL;searchtype=beginning%20with;searchtext=E


using a hairpin to pick a lock.....................millie jones u need to know this ;)http://www.articlesbase.com/home-improvement-articles/using-a-hairpin-to-pick-a-lock-642405.html


How to talk with a southern accent...........I have NO IDEA why I needed to know this http://www.ehow.com/how_2121639_talk-southern-accent.html


10 ways to burn a 100 calories in your bedroom..........shamefull http://www.fitsugar.com/10-Ways-Burn-100-Calories-Indoors-2174295


OCD symptons http://www.hope4ocd.com/checklist.php


meanings of rose colours..........................dont buy white roses http://www.rkdn.org/roses/colors.asp

tips on how to stop blushing............ I have over active redblood cells
http://www.uncommonhelp.me/articles/how-to-stop-blushing-tips/


how to talk like a 60's hippy....................HAHAHAHA http://cougartown.com/slang.html


pick up lines.......................................oo-ahhhttp://rin-wendy.com/pick-up-lines-and-witty-comeback

does it feel good to kiss with a tongue piercing.........yes it does!!!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006060119727

71 ways of pissing about in an exam........PURE GENIOUS http://chainletters.net/chainletters/71-things-to-do-on-an-exam-you-know-youre-going-to-fail/


I actually went to the gym today and there was the most ammmazzziinnggggg beauty in there ....and I'm not talking about me ;)  There was a lusshhh guy !!!!!!! Who I would happily compare to a god....
I JUST TYPED HOT GOD INTO GOOGLE AND IT CAME UP WITH THIS....
HHMMMMM


I'm talking a 9 on the hottness scale. YES he was THAT fit......
So I did that casual stretch you do to make sure your sweet rings under your armpits aren't humungous!!!!They werent too bad, which meant I didn't have to make a swift exit to the loo to dry my pits with a hair dryer THANK THE LORD

There were also some yukky dumplings in there too.....some were so chubby that their fat moved independantly to there main frame when they moved!!!! And some old perverts....you know the kind.... the men that look like they,ve evolved from chubby moles.


THIS BLOG WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME TOPLESS MEN so....I should probally show you some guys working out with the perfecto amount of muscle.........

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DROOL OVER YOUR LAPTOP SCREEN









XXGIBBOXX ;)

PASSION FOR PIERCINGS

I feel the urge to give some credit to piercings and tattoos

I know some times piercings and tattoos can deffinatly look a bit ruff and tacky .......bla bla bla................... But if you ask me I think the're damn hot!!!!!!

Aslong as you dont go over the top of course...........or else you may end up looking like this guy


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually just barfed a little

PLEASE nobody ever do this or you may become a social outcast....although people may ask to take pictures of you (for the wrong reasons) :L

do u want a husbby/wife............because I really doubt ur find one looking like THIS ^^^^
how do u kiss someone if u have that many piercings anyway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although a friend tod me that making out with a guy who has a piercing his tongue feels pretty intensse.......I have to try this at some point ;)

 HEELLLLOOO to all the guys out there please do get a piercing I BEG OF U
But just one or two AND DO NOT GET ONE ON UR TROUSER SNAKE...................
Some thing about piercings just gets me going.Its probally the fact it makes a guy lok quite bad ass.




drooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllling here !! some one fetch me a napkin !!


yes !! i would happily compare him to a god



I didnt realise until lately but dougie poytner from mcfly actualy has a lip ring :D WOW he's suddenly a lot hotter in my books.





lip piercing




This is the lead singer of the band "bring me the horizon" and I've got to addmit his music is a little too heavy for me but ^^^^ he is deffinatly the deffinition of sexy!!

show us ya tits
This guys christopher drew (aka never shout never) his musics kinda chilled with a bit of indie twang.And he has some wicked tattooos baby !!!!!!Ye, he's pretty hot but a tad on the skinny side if you ask me.(no one ever has asked me but im telling u anyway!!!!)
Heres some of his tattoos





Ive decided on my 16 birthday I'm gonna grab some becks beer and head straight to the tattoo parlour down the road.Heres what I want......


I'd like it on my hand though
Okay, so you may be thinking....no way in hell are you going to get away with that in a private school !!!!!! Well ur rite but I have it all sussed out!! so heres the plan
I get the tattoo on my hand but quite small, and wear a big plaster over it everyday. But if that gets a bit suspicious (bare in mind peope would probs suspect i'm self harming or something crazy like that) I can just buy some super thick foundation.Like the orange stuff all the plastic girls wear down town.........
But if the worst happens and my headmaster sees and flips out I can always just change schools and work in mcDonalds ( I heard you have to have an R.S gsce to work there tho )

xxGIBBOxx

DARING FRINGE

Day 2 of hols :) dip dye and fringes

Alrighty, firstly if you'r into rock music check out this song..............BUT BEWARE: its annoyingly catchy!!!! You will deffinatly find yourself belting it out in the shower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8EzYBiPAQ

Personally I think the fact that all the  band members have stubbles makes me like the song more :) haha

Seriously tho, all the hottest guys have stubbles!!!!!!! not beards but stubbles............beards just remind me of santa and no-one thinks santas hot.Unless santa looks like this

ccwwoorrrrr i'd spread him on my cracker

Getting back to the point.......

hairhairhairhairhair...........
two things fringes and dip dye

I love fringes this season! So much so that I asked my friend to cut me one with a pair of blunt scissors.I was feeling a bit radical  so I also dicided to shave off an eyebrow, and i'm not gonna lie it looked like I had some kind of terminal disease.

so anyway I wanted a fringe like daisy lowes :P like this


and mine turned out like.................

im not the best poser but ya know....i try

I think its impossible for a fringe not to suit someone so just give it a go !! You can always clip it back.Somepeople say fringes dont suit round faces but I mine made my face look longer.

Today I did see a pretty wacky fringe it was dip dyed purple.................. I actually tried to make a picture of the woman with my camera phone but the flash went off and she gave me some whopping evils.Naturally I pegged it home!! For two reasons really :the lady looked as though she wanted to wring my neck but mainly because I really needed a piss.

Luckily I've managed to find a pic like it

it was like this but the lady was around 60 and slightly on the chubby side

I'm all for the indie look and everything but Im a coward so I'm not gonna try it.Although I think it could look quite narley on some people.If you like being slightly different and reckles I found some more snazzy fringes.

Maybe this girl should dye her eyebrows too..^^^^^^....

This is a stick on fringe(bangs)!! Not sure if they actually "stick" that well......it would be slighly embarressing if it just fell off in mid conversation.

You can always die the fringe back to the original colour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or wear a turban .....that might cover it up.But if you cant handle the o' so reckless colours then try the stick on bangs.  

xxxx;) xxxx Gibbo

howdy :)
okay so this is my first blog entry and I'm not exactly sure how to start this of, so I'll just get all the boring crap out of the way.....
I'm Emily Gibson a teenager living at a independent boarding school in England!!!!!!!WOAH I sound seriously snobby.I'm not.....well at leat I think I'm not.....ANYWAY....
I,m OBSESSED with shopping which kinda explains why I'm always broke, although I do spend too much dosh on diet coke........I admit Im addicted to it ....but hey at least Im not on the crack!!

Alrighty, so I'm making this blog because I have 2 more months of holiday ahead of me.Sounds like heaven right? It aint if your broke!So far I'v sat on my fattening ass all day eating cadbury bars.When I stop rambling I'm actually going to talk about fashion and hopefully point out some pretty sassy trends.

So I say the latest big thing are ..........................................CREEPERS
haha I got excited typing that
In case you didnt know,creepers are shoes :l

check out these bad boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I think there bang tidy  ;) But to be honest Id hate to see them being worn by a guy.YUK how wrong would that be!!!!

The pair above are from underwww.underground.com

They are exspensive...around 80 quid but you can get some off ebay for a lot less ,but lets be all honest the quality may be a bit trashy.

While Im talking shoes I bought a AMAZIN bargain last weekend!!!!!!!!

helllllooooo primark

I had a leaving prom "thingy" and needed some whopping heels

I found these in primark for 15 pounds

Im on the right btw


BUMMER the picture quality is awful but you get the idea
I had so many compliment from people about the shoes
I took them off  tho becaue I was offered to crowd surf on top of a mosh pit ........
must do that again but this time I'll wear proper pants so that I dont flash my bare ass to the world

The white dress is topshop and was £40 pounds
and my gorgous matey on the lefts dress is asos .....I really wanted this dress but she snagged it before me.


what a cow!!!!!!!! I JOKE!!!!! love u mills !!!!!!!!! ur the wire to my bra

anyway
IF U LIKE THE SHOES THERE 15 POUND FROM PRIMARK (bargain alert)!!!!!!!!!!!However I dont recomend u wear them on grass because your sink and fall on your face.................ahhh gotta love embaressing memories.....................