Finding my inner six pack

Finding my inner six pack


So before I start babbling I just want to point out that the wvoltswagon camper in this pic is in top nick!!!! ^^^^^^ anyywayy

Today I went on the worst bloody run of my hole life!!!!! I almost had a heart attack out of pure panick

To be honest it started of pretty well.... apart from the fact that I forgot to apply deodrant, so I wasn't looking as attractive as I would of hoped......
So anyway I was plodding along as I do ..when I saw two guys in the year above casually sitting on a bench (no idea why they were there as I was running through the middle of a field!!!!) soooooooo I thought SHIT be cool girl....
To be honest I thought I'd impress them because I was looking like this



But when I eventually found my way back and looked in a mirror it turned out I looked like this ....


This isn't actually me btw......
And incase you think that was sarcasm IT REALLY WASN'T

Ohhhh I also should mention that I actually got lost on my run and ended up knocking on a random car window to ask for directions.

 At first I actualy thought I was in mega luck because the dude in the car looked like the rev from my school!!!!!!!!! And so I thought he might give me a lift back to school and he wouldn't actually rape me....because I'm sure God wouldn't find that acceptable :S


But I decided not to jump in this wierd dudes car and ended up running twice as far as I wanted to just to get back. On the up side I made a few new friends running around devises and a few lorry men made a few saucy car beeps at me.




my bed is calling me!!!!
night ;)

XXGIBBOXX

BITCHES!!!!....AND 10 REASONSWHY MEN LOVE THEM

helloooo my lovverrrr.......well actually ur not my lover because i'm bloody single!!!!!!!!!! sigh :/ well i've decided to tranform myself into a complete bitch since it seems to me that they snap up all the decent men


HERES HOW THEY DO IT


ONE!!!!!!!!!
 If a guys going out with a bitch shes probally going to b quite mysterious ;) which is aparrently very atrrative to men

DOS!!!!!!!!!!
Bitches are hard to control and probally quite challenging and up for anything.....which probally means there neverrrr going to be boring....


THREE!!!!!!!!!!
 Obviioouusslllyy bitches are going to be more dominant in bed....THIS my chums is a mans dream

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 men do NOT like needy woman


CINCO!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have male qualitys....


HAHAHA nooo i dont mean that.......i mean they dont show emotion.....lets face it, men have nooo idea what to do with a crying girl :'(

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have other intrests ......example they have a reason to live other than their boyfriend.............. i know its fucked uppp

SEVVEENNNN!!!!!!
 Bitches stand up for themselves....dude ...you cant tell them nothing.....

and this my darlings is apparently very sexxaaayy....

OCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  BITCHES dont give a shit about getting "serious"

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indepence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches are independent
soo kinda that means...avoid the poor bloke a little...

anddddd 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 a bitch will wanna look HOT 24/7
that probally means ...shaved.........ye.. moving on......

so im gonna end this blog here because iv actually gotta get on with some proper work now :P GOOD LUCK MA BITCHES
love ya
XXGIBBOXX

Hobo coats　
Okay so I reaise I havent written anything in yonks!!!!!!
And I literally have 5 minuites to write this becuz the mother is nagging at me..........she's also watching me so I'm going to replace and swear words with a "bleep"

It doesnt help that I'm writing this blog with only one hand ,since I burnt the other one this morning in a little shower accident
I'm not going into details but basically the water changed realllly suddenly and it shocked me so much that i panicked and fell out off the bleeping shower (for the second time this month)
So then my family heard the bang and charged into my bathroom which was a little embarressing for me since I didnt have time to reach for my towel..............so that REALLY pissed me off.

ANYWAYS just wanna talk about parka jackets for a second. If your exspecting this to be funny your probs gonna be disappointed because I'm basically just gonna tell you where to buy a nice hobo jacket.

Okay I hope these jackets arent to "scruffy" because I doubt you actually want to be mistaken for a real hobo.......I guess that wouldn't be too bad though as people may actually put money in your coffee cup if your sitting outside costa....but then again I dont see many hobos in costa.....
ware house parka £90

　Miss selfridge parka £85


Mollie King from that girl band that I cant quite remember (girlbands are all the same anyway) wore this coat ^^^^
　　
zara parka £90



I know they're bleeping
exspensive but I couldn't find any cheeper ones sssoooorrrrrryyyyyyyyI guess some people are willing to pay a lot of money to achieve the "I just rolled out of my cardboard box" look.
Dont take that the wrong way I loveee a good hobo me....theres one guy in bath who I always give a few quid to aawwwww arent I a saint ;) The hobo dude has a lip piercing....oh and his dogs called Brian I think ,and its a whippet...... look out for him when you're in bath next time!!

Rite gotta go bibi
XXGIBBOXX

Carpe Diem ;) - The only latin I know

This is just a random post.........kinda like a loons diary entry. Infact the main reason I'm writing this is because I'm watching a slightly inappropiate film with the fam and being on my laptop makes everything a little less awkward.

So I went round Hats house the other night and proved that yes, i am an utter lightweight!!!!!! To be honest it was a little embarressing, but it seems like embarressing myself seems to have become my hobby, which I seem to be pretty boss at!! hhmmmm......

So since I went round Hats house Ive bought a few pairs of mens boxers because they're surprisingl comfy,airy and make your ass look more plump....well thats what I think....who needs botox!!!!!



Me and Hatty in sonic boxers !!!!! I was hella happy that I actually could squeeze my ass into them since they were age 10-11 :D

 

I blame hats mum for giving me the beer and hatty for letting me drink it and jamie (hey stalker) just because.

I even managed to brake their shower....I decided to shower fully clothed and then fall out taking the shower curtain and rail with me.......
I AM BEYOND THE VALLEY OF IDIOTNES AND HAVE ENTERED THE MEDOW OF MENTALY UNSTABLE



I shell never marry.....I MUST START BEHAVING......spank

JUST RECIEVED A FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION
HATTY RUSSELL UPLOADED 23 PHOTOS OF U
KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whywhywhywhywhywhyw
Okay all these photos are probally classed as public nudity but I'm afraid I'm going to have to share my grief with you
LOOK WHAT SHE UPLOADED


She is so lucky my dad isn't in the mafia....she is beond dead

Rite gotta go spray perfume on my one dreadlock so goodbye and literally take a chill pill..... 

XXGIBBOXX

HEY Y'ALL


So today Iv'e had two break throughs that I feel hella happy about!!
ONE: I made a edible cake without having to make a call to 999 for the fire brigade.


For most peole this isn't exactly an achievment that needs a medal... or a congratulation sticker like you get in primary school... BUT for me it dang well is!!!!! Last time I made a cake the result wasn't really......well.........umm...just look  




No I'm not driving you crazy that cake icing is blue....totally intentional

So I did make a succfull cake today which took me literally five miuites....5X60...THAT'S.... 300 SECONDS!!!!! WOAH THATS QUICK!!!!



 ITS A MUG CAKE :D I got the recipe of youtube .....

I actually stumbled upon this video... my first search on youtube was hot snowboarders and some how I managed to end up on a 3 minuite chocolate cake video....

So here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsshbYD_wTk&feature=relmfu

WARNING: THIS DUDE IS ON FIRE!!!! SOD THE CAKE I WANNA EAT HIM!!!!!

XXGIBBOXX

IVE LOST FOUR POUNDS

I really have no idea how because I've been eating way more than normal. Espically these bad boys....

nomnom pop tarts

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!!!!! Of course I dont mind loosing four pounds buttttt I seriously exspected that I had put on weight.I must of caught a few flies standing on the scales because my jaw drooped open for so long.

I have a slight suspicious mothers been putting some diet pill things in my coffees......she always has been slightly fattest.

I remember a few years back some lads were hanging about outside sainsburrys ,when they approuched me yelling my name. Before I even had time to say anything they told me my mum was a MILF. I remember thinking What the hecks a milf...well I soon found out this is a milf....

Yupp
MILF stands for: mother I'd like (to) F***


So mums only eight stone which I say is not acceptable for a mum..........being slim is soo unmotherly!!!! Although I hope I'm a slim mother :)


What I do find irritating is how younger(sometimes hot) men will occasionlly beep their car horns at my mum.....why not at me :(  hahaha maybe its because I'm 2 lbs heavier than her....hhmmmm ANYWAAYY WHY DO MEN DO THAT AT MY MUM.....it makes me feel verryyy awkward!


Although me and my friend Amy play this game where we try to get lorrys to beep their horns at us as we strut past them


hahahahaha

Alritey I'm gonna go make a pop tart...maybe I should start a pop tart diet....

XXGIBBOXX

Blonde vs Brunette

Okay so I'm really bored of my hair...its long and brown/black. And now I'm tempted to sod everything and dye it bleech blonde!!
like Taylor momsen (gossip girl)....I love her band-the pretty reckless


I figure I'll look less gothy but I dont really want to end up looking like a plastic.Which probaly wont happen since my skins bloody white...kinda a deathly colour haha......

So according to google this is a hot blonde



I acctually have the urge to punch her !!
I dont know....she looks kinda fake ....maybe I'm just jellious :/

And this is a hot brunette (<3 megan fox)



I've always been brunette and VERY proud to be!!!! And I know its dreadfull but I tend to take a automatic disliking to blondes.......am I a blondist??....is that even a word?
I DO LOVE  MY AMAZING BLONDE FRIENDIES THOUGH ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's just if i was down town and in a slightly bitchy mood (or having a heavy period) I'd deffinatly give a blonde the killer evils rather than a brunette......
hhmmmmm maybe its because they tend to get the men "APPARENTLY"

Heres Nicole Richie -I really dont know which looks better !!!!!



Finding this site helpful-ish http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/science-dont-lie-dudes-dig-brunettes-over-blondes.php

Blimey o' Riley I'm starting to stress!!

PPHAHAHAHAHAHA mums just walked through the door with some red hair dye!!!!!! Guess I'm a red head now..............heard redheads are best in bed

FOUND THIS ON THE NET

• Blonde = thick as two short planks and prone to have ditsy moments. Flirtatious and fun loving.Can be bitter as used to men thinking they are sexy.
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• Brunette = boring, dull and more reserved, seen as being more classy than blondes.
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• Black = raven hair, evil and witch like. Sassy and sultry.
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• Red (more commonly known as ginger) = general
• dislike to the hair colour, hidden from the lime light quiet, intellectual and geeky.

I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THAT BULL POOPIE!!!!^^

Still thinking about blonde do you think it would suit me (i'm growing out the fringe)  :/ ??



XXGIBBOXX