BODY SHOTS!!!! TEQUILA ;)

HI DARLINGSSSS!!!! Gotta rite this super quick cause I have a opp soon.....so sorry about the crappy spelling but heres some interesting babble about body shots......inspired by AJ

ALRITE HERES THE JIST

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

Step 1: The Salt
It’s all about the salt. Literally.The salt is the, sexual part of the body shot woopwoop.
It all depends on your daringness....is that even a word? ANYWAY you could put the salt on your girls neck, her cleavage, just generally anywhere really ;)

Step 2: The Tequila
Traditionally, the liquor goes into the belly button. Instead of this you can squeeze her cleavage together and placing a full shot glass in the middle take the glass using ur mouth and down it!!!!!. More fun me thinks........

Step 3: The Lime
Just as you’d finish a hot date with a kiss, no body shot can be complete without a lil’ mouth-to-mouth action. Place the lime wedge inbetween her lips and have her gently bite down to hold it in place....this is where you go in for the kiss ...or you may just get a slap in the face when she rejects u after sucking tequila out of her navel or cleavage…

Gotta post some pics...... if your a nun look away now









BTW heyyyyy hatty wer doing this in bath tomorrow....I know its girl on girl but we gotta practise for when AJ comes to england!!!!!!!
XXGIBBOXX

11 MOST WANTED....couldn't round it to ten...... sorry ;)

Hellloooo there my scrummy doughnut!!!!!...sorry I'm just very hungry at the moment so foods on my mind....as normal.....

Dont these look lush



Well no. I actually think they look rank but I generally hate doughnuts.....

 
So  anyway its nearly christmas!! Which means we're aloud to start sitting on old perverts laps who claim they're santa and I can get cracking on my christmas list!!

So heres my christmas list ....hopefully I dont sound like a spoilt bitch asking for all this stuff.... it's just that I tend to get really carried away when it comes to spending my dads money

So if you dont know what to ask santa for this christmas or if your  just a teenage girls mother having a mind blank I hope this helps.....


NUMBER ONE

A cargi jacket


Urban Outfitters
£75
http://www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/ecote-classic-surplus-jacket/invt/5133422891234/

TWO

Just dance 4!!


£22.99

THREE

Elecrtric guitar- saw a nice one at the carboot last sunday for 50 quid!!

http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/Les-Paul/Gibson-Custom/Les-Paul-Custom.aspx

FOUR

BLACK BOOTS

either.........

River Island
£70

OR

Asos
£60


Five

A NOSE PIERCING!!!!!!!!


SIX

COLOURED CONTACTS
http://www.bluebanana.com/product.php/9962/1692/edit-tri-tone-90-day-contact-eye-inserts--violet--pair
Blue Banana
£13.99


SEVEN

onsie


Topshop

I'm so behind on the whole onsie trend thing which makes me sad.... And I kinda think this onsie will make me look like I've escaped prison :D

EIGHT

Second hand camera

Nine

i-tunes voucher

Ten

Laser hair removal (LEGS)

ELEVEN

I feel like a utter moron for this but I reeaalolyy want the new
SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!


love those crazy italian plumbers !!!!!!


So that took me ages to do so you better appreciate that

*sigh*

So I guess I should probally start my history project since alex has been doing fuck all to help me ;)


XXGIBBOXX

lush pastel hair :D

I'm in the process of dying my hair ginger !!!!! Its PERMANENT
Not really sure why Im going ging to be honest....Infact Im tempted to stop dying it......

Also a litle scared because I havent had a patch test and my head feels like its on bloody fire and my eyes are watering like crazy and Im drowning in the fumes......not exactly good sighns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im kinda hoping it turns out like this....



Im probally being a bit optimistic tbh

I actually reaaallly need to go for a wizz (piss)!! But I cant go because apparently the hair dye will drip onto the carpet THIS IS TORTURE!!
I reallyyyy should go see a doctor about my bladder issue.....lord why am I talking about this......

ANYWAY I want to post some wicked pastel hair colours that I found on the web



















Ta dahhhhh

Gotta go wash of my hair dye in the sink now :) wish me luck

XXGIBBOXX

White locks

howdy all!!!!!!
Im missing a double hockey session rite now which feels bloOddy AMMAZZINGG

SSSOOOOOOOO

Apparently I still look like a goth which I wouldnt mind if there were some hot goth boys in school......

BUT THERE NOT  because I go to posh private school where most guys wear hollister and tie their hoodys like this...

I cry about the fact that guys are turning into woman with just a bit more leg hair every night
....So I've decided Im going to dye my hair so that Im not accused of self harming (i dont btw...that would be a little odd)
So I ve been frantically scanning the internet because I have a hair dressers appointment this weekend and decided Im gonna dye my hair like.....

THIS


AND THIS




To be honest its probally a bad idea and I'll probally regret it and knowing me it will probally turn out pretty shitty and I'll look like an albino kid BUT i dont really care :) so im just gonna do it hahahahaha

Having a slight issue with my nose lately sooo gonna go rub some vaseline on it which is infact just pork fat that smells good ...

ALSO shoutout to my matey whos given up on being a vegatarian after six years!!!! thats u hatty russell


XXGIBBOXX

Finding my inner six pack

Finding my inner six pack


So before I start babbling I just want to point out that the wvoltswagon camper in this pic is in top nick!!!! ^^^^^^ anyywayy

Today I went on the worst bloody run of my hole life!!!!! I almost had a heart attack out of pure panick

To be honest it started of pretty well.... apart from the fact that I forgot to apply deodrant, so I wasn't looking as attractive as I would of hoped......
So anyway I was plodding along as I do ..when I saw two guys in the year above casually sitting on a bench (no idea why they were there as I was running through the middle of a field!!!!) soooooooo I thought SHIT be cool girl....
To be honest I thought I'd impress them because I was looking like this



But when I eventually found my way back and looked in a mirror it turned out I looked like this ....


This isn't actually me btw......
And incase you think that was sarcasm IT REALLY WASN'T

Ohhhh I also should mention that I actually got lost on my run and ended up knocking on a random car window to ask for directions.

 At first I actualy thought I was in mega luck because the dude in the car looked like the rev from my school!!!!!!!!! And so I thought he might give me a lift back to school and he wouldn't actually rape me....because I'm sure God wouldn't find that acceptable :S


But I decided not to jump in this wierd dudes car and ended up running twice as far as I wanted to just to get back. On the up side I made a few new friends running around devises and a few lorry men made a few saucy car beeps at me.




my bed is calling me!!!!
night ;)

XXGIBBOXX

BITCHES!!!!....AND 10 REASONSWHY MEN LOVE THEM

helloooo my lovverrrr.......well actually ur not my lover because i'm bloody single!!!!!!!!!! sigh :/ well i've decided to tranform myself into a complete bitch since it seems to me that they snap up all the decent men


HERES HOW THEY DO IT


ONE!!!!!!!!!
 If a guys going out with a bitch shes probally going to b quite mysterious ;) which is aparrently very atrrative to men

DOS!!!!!!!!!!
Bitches are hard to control and probally quite challenging and up for anything.....which probally means there neverrrr going to be boring....


THREE!!!!!!!!!!
 Obviioouusslllyy bitches are going to be more dominant in bed....THIS my chums is a mans dream

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 men do NOT like needy woman


CINCO!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have male qualitys....


HAHAHA nooo i dont mean that.......i mean they dont show emotion.....lets face it, men have nooo idea what to do with a crying girl :'(

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Bitches have other intrests ......example they have a reason to live other than their boyfriend.............. i know its fucked uppp

SEVVEENNNN!!!!!!
 Bitches stand up for themselves....dude ...you cant tell them nothing.....

and this my darlings is apparently very sexxaaayy....

OCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  BITCHES dont give a shit about getting "serious"

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indepence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches are independent
soo kinda that means...avoid the poor bloke a little...

anddddd 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 a bitch will wanna look HOT 24/7
that probally means ...shaved.........ye.. moving on......

so im gonna end this blog here because iv actually gotta get on with some proper work now :P GOOD LUCK MA BITCHES
love ya
XXGIBBOXX

Hobo coats　
Okay so I reaise I havent written anything in yonks!!!!!!
And I literally have 5 minuites to write this becuz the mother is nagging at me..........she's also watching me so I'm going to replace and swear words with a "bleep"

It doesnt help that I'm writing this blog with only one hand ,since I burnt the other one this morning in a little shower accident
I'm not going into details but basically the water changed realllly suddenly and it shocked me so much that i panicked and fell out off the bleeping shower (for the second time this month)
So then my family heard the bang and charged into my bathroom which was a little embarressing for me since I didnt have time to reach for my towel..............so that REALLY pissed me off.

ANYWAYS just wanna talk about parka jackets for a second. If your exspecting this to be funny your probs gonna be disappointed because I'm basically just gonna tell you where to buy a nice hobo jacket.

Okay I hope these jackets arent to "scruffy" because I doubt you actually want to be mistaken for a real hobo.......I guess that wouldn't be too bad though as people may actually put money in your coffee cup if your sitting outside costa....but then again I dont see many hobos in costa.....
ware house parka £90

　Miss selfridge parka £85


Mollie King from that girl band that I cant quite remember (girlbands are all the same anyway) wore this coat ^^^^
　　
zara parka £90



I know they're bleeping
exspensive but I couldn't find any cheeper ones sssoooorrrrrryyyyyyyyI guess some people are willing to pay a lot of money to achieve the "I just rolled out of my cardboard box" look.
Dont take that the wrong way I loveee a good hobo me....theres one guy in bath who I always give a few quid to aawwwww arent I a saint ;) The hobo dude has a lip piercing....oh and his dogs called Brian I think ,and its a whippet...... look out for him when you're in bath next time!!

Rite gotta go bibi
XXGIBBOXX