IVE LOST FOUR POUNDS

I really have no idea how because I've been eating way more than normal. Espically these bad boys....

nomnom pop tarts

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!!!!! Of course I dont mind loosing four pounds buttttt I seriously exspected that I had put on weight.I must of caught a few flies standing on the scales because my jaw drooped open for so long.

I have a slight suspicious mothers been putting some diet pill things in my coffees......she always has been slightly fattest.

I remember a few years back some lads were hanging about outside sainsburrys ,when they approuched me yelling my name. Before I even had time to say anything they told me my mum was a MILF. I remember thinking What the hecks a milf...well I soon found out this is a milf....

Yupp
MILF stands for: mother I'd like (to) F***


So mums only eight stone which I say is not acceptable for a mum..........being slim is soo unmotherly!!!! Although I hope I'm a slim mother :)


What I do find irritating is how younger(sometimes hot) men will occasionlly beep their car horns at my mum.....why not at me :(  hahaha maybe its because I'm 2 lbs heavier than her....hhmmmm ANYWAAYY WHY DO MEN DO THAT AT MY MUM.....it makes me feel verryyy awkward!


Although me and my friend Amy play this game where we try to get lorrys to beep their horns at us as we strut past them


hahahahaha

Alritey I'm gonna go make a pop tart...maybe I should start a pop tart diet....

XXGIBBOXX

Blonde vs Brunette

Okay so I'm really bored of my hair...its long and brown/black. And now I'm tempted to sod everything and dye it bleech blonde!!
like Taylor momsen (gossip girl)....I love her band-the pretty reckless


I figure I'll look less gothy but I dont really want to end up looking like a plastic.Which probaly wont happen since my skins bloody white...kinda a deathly colour haha......

So according to google this is a hot blonde



I acctually have the urge to punch her !!
I dont know....she looks kinda fake ....maybe I'm just jellious :/

And this is a hot brunette (<3 megan fox)



I've always been brunette and VERY proud to be!!!! And I know its dreadfull but I tend to take a automatic disliking to blondes.......am I a blondist??....is that even a word?
I DO LOVE  MY AMAZING BLONDE FRIENDIES THOUGH ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's just if i was down town and in a slightly bitchy mood (or having a heavy period) I'd deffinatly give a blonde the killer evils rather than a brunette......
hhmmmmm maybe its because they tend to get the men "APPARENTLY"

Heres Nicole Richie -I really dont know which looks better !!!!!



Finding this site helpful-ish http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/science-dont-lie-dudes-dig-brunettes-over-blondes.php

Blimey o' Riley I'm starting to stress!!

PPHAHAHAHAHAHA mums just walked through the door with some red hair dye!!!!!! Guess I'm a red head now..............heard redheads are best in bed

FOUND THIS ON THE NET

• Blonde = thick as two short planks and prone to have ditsy moments. Flirtatious and fun loving.Can be bitter as used to men thinking they are sexy.
• 
  
• Brunette = boring, dull and more reserved, seen as being more classy than blondes.
• 
  
• Black = raven hair, evil and witch like. Sassy and sultry.
• 
  
• Red (more commonly known as ginger) = general
• dislike to the hair colour, hidden from the lime light quiet, intellectual and geeky.

I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THAT BULL POOPIE!!!!^^

Still thinking about blonde do you think it would suit me (i'm growing out the fringe)  :/ ??



XXGIBBOXX

SHOPPING TRIP

Went shopping in swindon today and I am now utterly butterly knackered !!!!!!!
Spent all my dosh in one clothes shop and MANY food places.....Mc.Donalds :D the mcflurrys have gone up 50p... bloody rip off......

So I went looking for coloured jeans,maxi skirt and creepers

So my hunt for creepers went pretty damn amazing !! Could'nt afford to pay the full £85 quid from underground http://www.underground-england.co.uk/
:( But found a pair for £20 quid from a shop called Lillies in Swindon!!!!!



Was slightly horny for the shoe ok....


They only cost 20 quid !!! So yes, darlings you can buy true love...and it only costs you £20
Found some other shoes with sex appeal too......






Then came the slightly more complex hunt for the black maxi skirt which started in primark......
And after about half an hour of looking


The skirts were surprisingly strethchy!!!!



After waddling around the tacky changing rooms for half the afternoon ,we decided that we looked slightly too much like nuns..so said "bye bye" to the skirts.

Then we got a little bit distracted...........

Who wouldn't get distracted by this ??!!
o and......then we had a ugly contest



And generally pissed about......


Primark wigs ^^^^
After that mental moment I bought a ring from Topshop for.........£1.50!!!! Who I've named paul







So all in all a truly fabby day with mills
So good bye from me and mills


Arent we intimidating


RRRRROOOOAAAARRRRRR


XXGIBBOXX

The Pedro Shop

Victoria Leeds from the blog style marmalade http://www.stylemarmalade.com/
has a wicked jewellery website thats actually affordable !!!!!! SCORE!!!

Its called the Pedro Shop and I recommend you get your ass on the site  RITE NOW

Heres some of the jewellery :D

Moustache ring-£2.50


Bullet Leather Braclet-£14.00


Collar tips with chain-£4.99


Round sunnies-£4.99


Spike Necklace-£6.99



So yupp, some of my faves!!!! might order some....... or all of them !!!! Explains why I'm broke eh ?

XXGIBBOXX

GUY LOOKS


It's nine in the morning and I'm already drinking relelntless and coffee..... that sounds YUKK but it actually aint too bad!!!!!! I'm pretty bummed out (not in the umm sexual way) because I'v had only a few hours sleep...again!!





Is it possible to have a caffeine overdose !?!?!?!?!
Sooooooooooooooo anyway I've had a request!!!!!!!!!! EXCITING RITE :)


sooooo I'm gonna do a bit on guys fashion


Now darling children there isn't just one "look"


I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUR THINKING


CHINOS....HOLLISTER.....TOMS/VANS.....and those jumpers with half naked woman on the front......I've figured only the vain guys who look at themselves in the mirror a lot wear those jumpers


I'm gonna go over a few looks


Firstly the tpical BATH BOY- Shops a lot in topman and always wears chinos!!!!!!


I've called it this because every guy I see in bath is wearing pretty much the same thing!!!!!!
Basiicaalllyyy u need chinos...vans or toms..... and some kind of preppy or desighner top
This look is sooooo easy...but boring...it has no individuality if u ask me
but this guy has bagged himself a hot chick
mmeeoowwww











PREPPY CANDYASS-Confident and looks neat and pulled together


Louis tomlinson tends to wear this.......obviously not everyones gonna be able to pull this off!!! It may look as though you bat for the other team if your not careful..... if you didnt understand that I mean you may end up looking GAY





Red chinos:jades24.com £115
Toms:topman
Necklace:Folksy £12
Suspenders:American appreal £18





HEEHEE I THINK HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE WALLY!!!!



BADASS ....-RECKLESS
YUM i like this one-




SIMPLES !! white v-neck and scruffed up jeans
And IDK black boots??
You've gotta be kinda bulky for this though or you may end up looking like squidward





You see what I'm getting at here.....




HIPSTER-An independent creative person generally into indie rock who diss everything "mainstream"


This guy...christopher drew (he writes good music)







The hipster sighn is a triangle btw so watch out for that !!!!! its not just a random triangle plonked on a shirt




Its kinda indie rite




EMO-A exspressive person who generally listens to punk rock bands...OH and they get the piss taken out off them a hell of a lot


HELLLLOOOO BLACK
Just buy black clothes and you're sorted!!



Blacks a little vague...
So black t-shirt black drain pipes with a funky belt
Maybe the odd tattoo of some guy killing himself....general blood really!!
OOOOO AND HAIR ...floppy and black


AND PEIRCING PLEASE


Heres a good emo shop
http://www.bluebanana.com/



Theres more and I could go on forever but tbh I cant be assed


BTW I HATE TO LABEL !!!!! Just hey be a little of everything haha ...kinda like those pik a mix sweets....


XXGIBBOXX

Coloured Contacts

Going down the club tonight to play some bingo with the nan, and party on down with the funky pensioners!!!!
Hopefully she'll buy me a pint of apple juice....thats our code name for sider ;) We call it that so my mum doesnt go ape shit......o and the fact that its illegal...sod the law.......




There she is the complete irish nutter haha....
Still partying in benidorm and carrying guiness around in her granny bag

Heck I love the irish!!!!! I realllyy wish I looked more irish....I'm only a third irish :( BUMMER

I've got the pale skin and dark hair but not the green eyes sooooooooo I was thinking



Yupp coloured contacts!! There getting more and more popular......And they aint too exspensive

They start at around 10 pounds
If you find any that are cheeper they may have some health risks(blindness) and tbh I dont really fancy being blind!!!! You'd walk into a lot of walls.....

Heres a few sites where you can buy them
http://www.eyesbright.com/
http://www.bluebanana.com/section.php/1692/1/coloured-contact-lenses











KAAAYYYY
Hope I've inspired you to buy a pair and scare your folks haha

XXGIBBOXX